Ho ho hooo, the call of the post-chestnut turkey (or vegan and gluten-free cake with wild chestnuts, you name it)!

As we all know, the devil's already getting into your body just at the thought of celebrating this generous and burlesque holiday among us, as it does every year. Whether you're wearing your kitschy Christmas jumper proudly (or not), saving your hard-earned pennies or tucking a shiny beggar's pouch into the inside pocket of your coat (hot hot hot), we'll be welcoming everyone to a party that's more than just your uncle's jokes (who knows?) or your best memories of Macumba (who knows again?).

Because we like tradition when it's festive and alternative, but we also don't like getting bored like old croutons in lukewarm soup, we'll be welcoming DJ Pit Williamine and DJ Zebra, who are sure to get you hyped for the next six months. That's all there is to it!